"Time is Mutagen"

I finished reading Frank Cottrell Boyce's book Framed and now I have the sudden urge to use British slang and reminisce about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 

Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens

(he's a radical rat!)

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.

(That's a fact!)

Raphael is cool but crude,

(Gimme a break!)

Michelangelo is a party dude.

(Party!)

Brilliant! Legend!

Phew! Glad that's out of my system.